THE BUREAU
COMMISSARY
Official issue of the Food Industry Bureau. Credentials, field equipment, and numbered evidence from the Fractured Food investigations. Investigate · Educate · Empower.
STANDARD ISSUE
Always in the locker
Food Industry Bureau embroidered patch — gear, eye, and the Parody Reg. FF-103 marking. The credential. Iron-on backing.
Five tinplate pin buttons: the Bureau seal, the Fractured Food mark, the fractured gear, F.I.B., and CLASSIFIED. Scratch and UV resistant. Pin one to the bag, give the rest to co-conspirators.
Olive structured cap with the embroidered Bureau seal. Confidential — Food Industry Bureau — F.I.B.
The Bureau seal embroidered on a black cap. Gear, eye, Parody Reg. FF-103. Night-shift issue — Confidential — Food Industry Bureau — F.I.B.
The Bureau seal embroidered on green multicam. Gear, eye, Parody Reg. FF-103. For agents who would rather not be seen at the hearing.
The Bureau seal and a small F.I.B. on the front, nothing else. Parody Reg. FF-103 embroidered on the back panel.
The Bureau seal and a small F.I.B. on the front, nothing else. Parody Reg. FF-103 embroidered on the back panel.
The Bureau seal and a small F.I.B. on the front, nothing else. Parody Reg. FF-103 embroidered on the back panel.
Cuffed knit beanie, the Bureau seal and F.I.B. embroidered on the cuff in old gold. Parody Reg. FF-103. Cold-weather issue.
Cuffed knit beanie in olive, the Bureau seal and F.I.B. embroidered on the cuff in old gold. Parody Reg. FF-103.
The wordmark, embroidered. Fractured Food over Addiction · Greed · Disease, old gold on black. The show, on your head.
The wordmark, embroidered. Fractured Food over Addiction · Greed · Disease, white on black multicam. Field issue for the resistance.
The fractured gear and the eye, embroidered in old gold on black, Fractured Food beneath. The mark itself.
The fractured gear and the eye, embroidered in white on black multicam, Fractured Food beneath. The mark itself.
Cuffed knit beanie, the fractured gear and the wordmark on the cuff in old gold. Addiction · Greed · Disease.
Cuffed knit beanie in olive, the fractured gear and the wordmark on the cuff in old gold. Addiction · Greed · Disease.
The full investigation on your chest: trade routes, wanted posters, nutrition-facts evidence. Addiction, greed and disease — the food industry.
One sheet, seven stickers: the Fractured Food mark, the Bureau seal, the fractured gear, the wordmark, CONFIDENTIAL DOSE, CLASSIFIED, and the parody bumper. Laptop-grade vinyl.
The Confidential Dose stamp, oversized on archival matte. The first entry in the Evidence Print series.
The FoodFlix mark: the F whose middle arm never ends. Left chest, the line running off toward the sleeve, MEDIA CO. at its terminal. The company shirt — if you know, you know.
The Fractured Food mark, ten inches across the chest in parchment on black heavyweight cotton. Nothing else.
The mark with the line underneath: Addiction, Greed & Disease — The Food Industry. Parchment on black heavyweight cotton.
The Confidential Dose stamp, crimson and worn, across the chest of an ivory heavyweight tee. Evidence · FF-103.
Ten-ounce heavyweight hooded sweatshirt. The Fractured Food mark eleven inches across the chest with the line beneath: Addiction, Greed & Disease — The Food Industry. Parchment on black.
Ten-ounce heavyweight hooded sweatshirt in army green. The Fractured Food mark eleven inches across the chest with the line beneath. Parchment on army.
The FoodFlix mark on ten-ounce fleece: the F at the left chest, the line running off toward the sleeve, MEDIA CO. at its terminal. The company hoodie.
Complete induction: the Corkboard Tee, the Field Cap, the Bureau Patch, and the sticker set. Everything an agent needs on day one.
EVIDENCE ITEMS
One numbered drop per investigationOne numbered item per investigation. No. 103 accompanies the next case file. When the run is gone, it is gone.