The CommissaryParody Reg. FF-103 · Not an actual bureau
FOODFLIX
Media Company

THE BUREAU
COMMISSARY

Official issue of the Food Industry Bureau. Credentials, field equipment, and numbered evidence from the Fractured Food investigations. Investigate · Educate · Empower.

THE COMMISSARY OPENS SOON — EQUIPMENT SHOWN IS PENDING ISSUE.

STANDARD ISSUE

Always in the locker
CREDENTIAL · EMBROIDEREDF.I.B. Bureau Patch

Food Industry Bureau embroidered patch — gear, eye, and the Parody Reg. FF-103 marking. The credential. Iron-on backing.

$14
CREDENTIAL · ENAMELF.I.B. Enamel Pin

The Bureau seal in hard enamel. Small enough for a lapel, loud enough for a hearing.

$12
ISSUE · WASHED CANVASF.I.B. Field Cap

Washed canvas cap with the embroidered Bureau seal. Confidential — Food Industry Bureau — F.I.B.

$32
EXHIBIT · HEAVYWEIGHT COTTONThe Corkboard Tee

The full investigation on your chest: trade routes, wanted posters, nutrition-facts evidence. Addiction, greed and disease — the food industry.

$34
EVIDENCE · VINYL, SET OF 5Case File Stickers

Bureau seal, cracked-gear mark, CLASSIFIED tags. Laptop-grade vinyl for marking your own equipment.

$6
EVIDENCE PRINT · ARCHIVALBureau Stamp Print

The Confidential Dose stamp, oversized on archival matte. The first entry in the Evidence Print series.

$28
PARENT MARK · STAFF ISSUEThe Line Tee

The FoodFlix mark: the F whose middle arm never ends. Left chest, the line running off toward the sleeve, MEDIA CO. at its terminal. The company shirt — if you know, you know.

$34
FULL ISSUE · TEE + CAP + PATCH + STICKERSThe Field Agent Kit

Complete induction: the Corkboard Tee, the Field Cap, the Bureau Patch, and the sticker set. Everything an agent needs on day one.

$79

EVIDENCE ITEMS

One numbered drop per investigation
RUN OF 100
NUMBERED DROP · RUN OF 100Evidence Item No. 103

One numbered item per investigation. No. 103 accompanies the next case file. When the run is gone, it is gone.

$38NEXT DROP